I*Did*A*Rod

SFH3 run #1690

Hare: One Night Only featuring the titty boo boo

When: December 29 2014, 06:15 PM

Cost: $6

Start: Kite Hill

On On On: Toad Hall

Prelube: Mix

Directions:

Highlights include, but are not limited to:
 
*a live, dog-friendly trail
*if you don’t have a dog, bring along a stuffed animal doggie companion
*a keg of Who’s Your Daddy-approved Fresh Squeezed (unless it’s Lagunitas;  then it’s Lagunitas)
*dashes of shiggy in varying flavors
*gentle inclines
*a bullshit prize to be awarded at the bullshit discretion of your bullshit hares
*a musher/sled dog split
*glitter-infused flour
*the single greatest porneaux check ever:  whoever finds and returns to me my lost porno will receive my undying gratitude and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot to help ring in their new year

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