Bring your sparkliest crowns and most royal attire. Dust off your penis- or vagina-shaped tiaras... or make your own. Best tiara contest will continue for another year!! We are looking for originality and creativity!

If you don't have a tiara, there will be a limited supply for purchase from the hares, $1 each.

There will be sweet treats, tasty princess-y beverages, and cream galore!

Courtesy of your hares, Douche of Hazzard, Just Get It Over With, and Minion Vagina Dentata