Revenge of the MUNI Trail

SFH3 run #1891

Hare: Do Her Well

When: August 27 2018, 06:15 PM

Cost: $7

Start: Mission & 1st

On On On: Kate O'Brien's

Prelube: Southside Spirit House

Comment:

A late contender for worst trail of the year.

 

Please bring your CLIPPER cards/ bus fare and show up on TIME. Bags should be in the sag by 6:40-- the MUNI portion of the trip departs at 6:45!

Trail will be A to B with circle at B-- this is a quick ride back (again on MUNI!) for the on After.

 

This means even if you are a walker you are MUNI-ing.

 

B is a SECRET until hash time.

 

Secret MUNI Trail FAQ:

Q: How much is MUNI?

A: With a CLIPPER card your fare would be $2.50, whereas if you pay with cash it's $2.75 (Exact Change!). Within 2 hours any other MUNI ride would count as a transfer. Depending on how long circle runs or if you find a hookup at B, you probably should have on hand fare to go both ways.

 

Q: Really?

A: Yes. Really. You will be experiencing the finest pubic transit SF has to offer.

 

Q: So I have to show up on time? What happens if I am late?

A: Check this space and/or facebook at approximately 6:30-6:45. Details will be updated so late-cummers will know where we are headed and can make appropriate transit decisions.

 

Q: Why is this necessary?

A: It's not.

A2: It will be worth it. Probably.

 

Q: Should I bring virgins to this trail?

A: My first trail we convinced one of those mobile streetcar drivers to take us on a joyride and I threw up sometime around 2 AM. I also met my future husband. I have been disappointed by hashing ever since. If your virgins have a phobia of MUNI, you should probably blindfold them so they don't know they are on MUNI.

 

Q: That doesn't answer my question about bringing virgins.

A: Virgins are mandatory.


Q: Can we castigate the hare afterwards if we are not satisfied?

A: Look, if you are really and truly disappointed by your SFH3 experience, and you manage to think of a punishment that is non-permanent/non-sexual and cost effective, and you devise it on your own initiative, I am more than happy to be subject to the whims of an angry mob.