SFH3 Run #1888: It’s my birthday and I’ll hash if I want to
: 08/06/2018
: 9th and Lincoln
: Wee Wee
: Do Her Well

 

Three Fingers
Real hash names no gimmicks

 

Two hareraisers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two hareraisers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

 

Guess who's back, back again
Grassy’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

 

Ska’s created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Good Shit no more
They want Grassy, well we’ll deliver
Well if you want Grassy, then that’s what Wee Wee gives ya
A little bit of trail mixed with some cheap beer
Some Tecate that will jump start your heart quicker
Then John Handcock gets shocked at Tank Hill
By Hand Pump when he’s not cooperating
Calling On On when we’re all drinking "Hey"
You asked for drink checks so stop debating
'Cause beer’s near, Cream Chugger’s here and gesticulating
I know you got a job Miss Delivery
But GMing is so complicating
So S-F-H-3 won't catch Wee Wee or let Wee Wee be so Wee Wee’ll see
She tried to get us with a Y-B-F spree
But it feels so empty without Twin Peaks
So come on and climb, to the top of the line
Snapping Tonya Hardon’s pics of Cosmopolitits
And get ready 'cause circle is about to get heavy
Deaf Lesbian just pounded his down down, "Fuck you, RAs!"

 

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

 

So everybody just follow Dickweed
'Cause we need a little FRB to lead
'Cause trail feels so empty without Tecate
I said, this this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

 

So everybody follow Who’s Your Daddy
'Cause we need a little anxiety
'Cause ‘I feel so empty!’ yelled Muff Daddy.

 

Stella The Early Bi-Fella feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, watching hashers look helpless
Blanket bound under cover whining at a high pitch
Allahu Aqbark sniffing for a hot bitch
The Perfect Woman knows that women are scary,
Could start a revolution, demandin’ dick pics, they’ll revel
At the control and Gobble My Ass
Will not relax until the trail’s kicked her ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
You race-ists wanna see so damn much of these hills you ask Wee Wee
Well it’s back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, Strava it in and then Fuck Norris is gonna end up
PRing on the climbs like a sprinter
Buck Fucka springing back for the winter
Fucker’s resting, orange food slowly digesting
One And Done’s gestating while Millimeter Peter is nesting
"Hashers attention please"
Feel the tension cause it’s too dark to see
It’s Wee Wee’s birthday, she can drink for is free
A down down, from Tuna and Cockamole?

 

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

 

So everybody just wait and see
'Cause we need a little criminal spree
'Cause trail feels so empty without Tecate
I said, this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

 

So everybody come drink with me
'Cause we need Cuming Mutha to sound his plea

 

'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3

 

A-tiskit a-taskit,
Our hares go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shit
Bierectional, you can get your fuse lit
Hotter than Sleazy’s hair gets

 

And Cock Chains, you can get toasted by Just Ben
Pouring from the keg, just say when
You don't know Ben, Alex or Omar, they’re Justs when the night is over,
Nobody listens to chalk talk
Now lets walk, just close out the circle

 

The on after’ll be there with a whole list of new beer
Masterbaster’s been there, ordered some more here
Ever since Circle Jerk turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes On All Fours just seems
Like she wants to just find her scene
Cause work can be kinda soul-crushing
But it's just life it’s just obscene

 

Though we’re not the best controversy
SFH3’s the worst thing in the bay
To r*n and r*n so endlessly

 

And we can’t even get ourselves wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
Twenty million other hashes emerge
But no matter how many H3s in the sea
It will be so empty without SFH3

 

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee
So Boner Malfunction let us be

 

'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3

 

I said, this looks like trail by Wee Wee
So Cum Sail Away just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3

 

Hello Titties!