He take my trailmarks when he’s in need
Yeah, he's a hashin' friend indeed
Oh, he’s a Deadbeat
All over town, throws flour for me

 

Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
(When he’s in need) Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said?

 

Now Pepe’s bombed, got fucking pack marks wrong,
Guzz spilling his beer, Good Shit laughing along,
I said: "I can tell this hash rocks, whether sunshine or rain
Far as virgins, you got a flock
With Big Cock Chains in the bike lane."
But I'm lookin' for the one, yelling ‘Hey Whoa!’
Screaming at an asshole doing U turns at Castro
Beemer, Uber, don’t swerve
And he serves drinks to all them bad asses at SnoBall?
Okay, it’s just Dick Ass but then he’s got his friends
Mary Tyler Whore next to him, they all got up in
Then they all went on in and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this hash, then Muff Daddy better be paid
You know why? Hand Pump packs great kegs
Makes Verbal Diarrhea flash his third leg

 

Tuna said she wouldn’t stoop to beg

 

But Just Get It Over With’s happy to see some leg!

 

 

 

Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
(When he’s in need) Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
 (You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said?

 

Twenty years, twenty years
He’s met some of your kids, hashin’ for twenty years
Vagina Dentata’s giving down downs to some of you kids
Young enough to be his daughter, lucky you’re not his!
You will see Cream Throat Willy any given Monday
Drives by Cum Test Dummy on her bike doored by a Hyundai
But her luck changed with hashing found five dollars worth of money
Cream Chugger can’t even buy a PBR with that money
Cosmo walkin' around showin’ tight shoes worth some money
Those shoes are so nice you should drink out of ‘em honey

 

If you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want down downs! We want down downs!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
When Can’t Eat Pussy does shots, he’s gonna go ‘til he ralphs
Twenty years, twenty years
And on the 20th hashiversary he laid trail that wasn’t his?!

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
(When he’s in need) Now, I ain't sayin' he’s a Deadbeat
(He takes my trailmarks) But he laid trail from last week
(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said?

 

Now, I ain't sayin' you a Deadbeat, you got needs
You send us off on trail, Just Chaz running after Dickweed
Bloqueen goes out to check, can’t find trail, Minor 69er can’t leave
Tears of Semen’s gotta call it, Fleshlight won’t be deceived
But while y'all hashin', watch Bacon

 

She gon' make it a guerilla beer check out of a bottle, son
She got that ambition, baby, look at her thighs
She’ll even serve Udder Moron, she won’t tell you lies
Fuck Norris, stick by her side
I know Gloryhole’s callin', and yeah, that's nice
And Bierectional will keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
Golden Snowball runs on on, that check won’t be marked, girl

 

Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said, who said?

 

(You gotta drink) Who said head, who said?

 

Mouth Down South call it back.