Dim Someone Chinese Restaurant

 

Shanghai Drunken Chicken: I'm Drunk, breasts marinated and seared.

 

Sautéed Calf's Liver: Rent Whore, Frida Kahlo, lacey thongs, table side presentation.

 

Sticky Rice Wrapped Chicken: Hoseblower, Haireola. Cream sauce.

 

Steamed Geoduck: Millimeter Peter, deboned by Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home. May substitute Just Meredith for $6.

 

Mongolian Beef: Cirque Du So Lame, green shoots, tender nothings, dumplings.

 

House Special Party Platter: Perfect Woman, Dildo Baggins, Just Doesn't Get It, Do Her Well, Primal Vagina, served on one painting, basted with secret sauce.

 

Mu Shoe Pork: Just Ian, Ménage a Lot, steeped in high quality down-down. Drying time: 6 weeks.

 

Four Hare Special: Titty Boo Boo, Dr. Bombardier, Chin Chin Chilla, Che Gayvera, served well done.

 

Century Egg: Grandpa's Next. Imported especially for your satisfaction.