Run #1488 Le Tour de Toilette
Who’s
Your Daddy, the Gucci
of le toilettes broke open March for the Gypsies
with a trail that conveyed his esoteric knowledge and provided the
pack with a “catwalk” trail of the best crappers in Golden Gate
Park. Those like One
Night Only and Cheese
Turd owe WYD
a debt of gratitude
that is more than they will realize until, that is, they find
themselves in GGP in sudden need of relief. Our hare gathered the
pack together at the palatial pissoir by JFK, Dr. At first the pack
seemed small since there were rumors that there might be rain, a
fairly unheard-of possibility. Dr.
Kimble declared that
the only rain was gonna be that personal rain caused by drinking the
keg of Lagunitas
Hazy Wonder and
primed his pump with a pint. Exaggerated
Crack and Choke
Your Daddy also
laughed at the idea since their personal barometer, Jerk
Your Daddy was rolling
over for his belly rubs and not showing any sign of expecting rain,
something he despises. The pack had no fear of melting but coward
that he is, Tongueless
played it safe by allowing the pack to eschew religion in favor of
missing any dripping from the sky. Wash
This Asshole was
pleased as punch since it meant he wouldn’t need to slink around to
avoid being in a career cancelling video. Trail took the pack past
the pissoir and into the woods. Across Chain of Lakes Dr. E the pack
went through the parking lot of the first stop on the tour and Fits
In oooed and ahhed at
the edifice. Manhole
clenched to avoid any need to make use of the place. Trail took the
pack past the Equestrian Center and around the Angling Pond. When the
pack finally emerged from the woods there to the side was the next
stop on the tour and what a pissoir it was, THREE units, Men, Women
and One Size Fits All! Blow
Queen was awestruck!
Pied Piper
had to lift BQ’s
jaw off the concrete. The pack could barely pull itself away! Trail
took the pack in the woods besides MKL Jr. Dr. T
and FI
along with PP
decided to take the path less followed and cut through the Playground
on 45th
Ave., this is the playground with the blue rowboat on display. It was
still unlikely that an ark would be necessary but at least they knew
where to find a boat. For those not in need of an Eagle the trail
quickly came to an end and lo and behold the sky was dripping. Jack
The Ripper and Hand
Pump wondered aloud if
this could be a sign of the Apocalypse then they were sure of it when
Glory Hole
showed up. It’s been so long since GH
was at a Gypsies
trail that clearly the end of world must be nigh but he explained
he’d been in the park and we were at the nearest piss palace the
sigh of relief from Ted
AKA The Other Bastard was
audible. The bit of showering stopped and the pack took to killing
the keg and guzzling the hot wine filling the Sacred
Thermi. The Vitamin J
covering the Cloak Of
Invisibility was
steadily disappearing when T
took up the Sword Of
Power and convened yet
another Circle where he could embarrass all concerned. Just
Atta guzzled away and
when called up for a down-down managed to sound to 5
Angry Inches as though
he was proposing to Just
Julie. 5AI
pointed out that in
the Gypsies
the only kind of proposal is considered more propositioning. Just
Julie was called up
and interrogated about her experience being propositioned but played
her cards close to the vest. JJ
said the while JA’s
“dating” line wasn’t the worst she’d ever heard he was
certainly in the running. A halfhearted attempt was made to name JJ
but failed. T
declared a Stupid Watch
for JJ
and the pack will now be on her every word and action like flies on
something other than honey, there is no escape for her. Jerk
Your Daddy was nowhere
to be seen since a drop of water had fallen on him and he’d whined
so loudly that CYD
had put him in the car. The Daddy clan takes care of each other.
Cheers.