Friday, May 17th - Spank Boat Willie

(Ever wanted to get down with Fred Fuckstone or solve crimes -or, trails- with Scooby Do Me? This is your chance to corrupt those childhood memories with your hashy take on classic cartoons! )

Early Registration: 4:30 pm - 5:30pm  Monaghan's 3243 Pierce St. San Francisco. Group will walk from registration to trail start

Trail Start: Marina Green 

Time: Trail starts at 6pm, 6:15 hares away, 6:30 pack away!

Venue: Neon  1974 Union St. Open starting at 7:45pm

End Time: 10pm

On After: Final Final! 2990 Baker st. 

Trail: A to B with pub crawl/turkey/eagle options

What to bring: cash, ID (not kidding, pub crawlers, you will be carded and SF still loves Paper money), liver, virgins, headlamps

What you get: Shitty Trail! Beer! Food! Dancing!

Saturday, May 18th - Stick a Coin in My Slot

(Classic Arcade Games- Power up for another day of hunting arrows like Drinky & Blinky chasing Pac-Man! Show us your best Super Mario Hoes, defeat Donkey Dong, and shoot some Ass-teroids at this arcade party!)

Brunch: are you hungry, hungover, and need some hair of the dog? Check out your brunch options in the Food! section of the Details page.

Ballbuster -  Meet at Glen Park BART 11:30am prelube, 11:45 hares away, 12pm pack away! - Start

Turkey/eagle trail - Franklin Square Park 1:30 prelube, 1:45 hares away, 2pm pack away! Start 

Pub crawl - 12 noon prelube (aka brunch), 2pm everyone away! Start 

Circle (for ALL): : 3:45PM at  Victoria Manalo Draves Park

Venue:  Mars Bar  798 Brannan St  Xstreet is 7th St. (Venue opens at 5pm )

End Time: 9pm

On After: Go to sleep, rest up for tomorrow or head to Driftwood. Or take a chance on one of SOMA's (South of Market's) raging club scene!

Trail: All are A to B with pub crawl/turkey/eagle/ ballbuster options

What to bring: Cash, ID, used liver, defiled virgins.

What you get: Prelube, then join a shitty trail around the city. Cum back for dinner, more drinking and dancing, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in!

Sunday, May 19th - Barbie's Cream House

(Classic Toys- It’s time to celebrate the toys you used to play with! Will you Bop It, Twist It, or … actually, never mind. Let’s turn back time and join the city in an epic quest to find Beer!)

Trail Start: Victoria Manalo Draves Park, Folsom and Sherman

Time: 7:40am prelube, 8:00 sharp we migrate over to Howard St to hop in and join the official B2B route

Venue: Peacock Lounge 552 Haight St

End Time: 3pm 

On After: Molotov's  582 Haight St.  or if you’re ready for drunken karaoke Silver Cloud, 1994 Lombard st

What to bring: Cash, ID, your glowing drunk self

What you get: 8am beers! A city wide party! Mass insanity! More beer! Guerrilla drink checks! Our very own party! Food! Drinks!

We'll keep updating the website with details and information for out of towners.www.sfh3.com

Don't Get Lost! No Twitter account, we will try and keep Facebook event updated but you can always cranium back to start.

Last but not least, our friends, the Gypsies, are also kicking off the Twelve Days of Hashing on Thursday night, May 9th with their r*n. http://www.gypsiesh3.com/directions.htm