Cum celebrate your favorite throwbacks in the hashiest way possible – a San Francisco weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of nostalgic costumes, shitty trails, a steady flow of BEER and booze, food (orange and otherwise), and parties, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!

Friday: Spank Boat Willie

(Classic Cartoons) Ever wanted to get down with Fred Fuckstone or solve crimes -or, trails- with Scooby Do Me? This is your chance to corrupt those childhood memories with your hashy take on classic cartoons!

Saturday: Stick a Coin in My Slot

(Classic Arcade Games) Power up for another day of hunting arrows like Drinky & Blinky chasing Pac-Man! Show us your best Super Mario Hoes, defeat Donkey Dong, and shoot some Ass-teroids at this arcade party!

Sunday: Barbie's Cream House

(Classic Toys) It’s time to celebrate the toys you used to play with! Will you Bop It, Twist It, or … actually, never mind. Let’s turn back time and join the city in an epic quest to find Beer!

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Rego Prices

3-Day Rego

February 23rd - March 17th: $139

March 18th - April 14th: $169

April 15th - May 12th: $179*

May 13th - May 17th: $199*

2 Person Discount until May 16th: $179 per cranium

5 Person Discount until May 16th: $169 per cranium 

1-Day Rego

Single day price pre register: $69**

Single Day ticket also available at door: $79**

* Giveaway not guaranteed after April 14th
** No givaways for single day registrations.

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12 Days of Hashing*

Are you a race-ist?

Are you cumming early?

Do you like patches?

Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for detailed information, see below for descriptions.)

Thursday, May 9th:
Two choices, you can join Dr. Kimble and the Gypsies in Greenbrae or No Film will FHAC-U with Agnews. This is the kickoff to prepare your liver for a full twelve days of hashing!

Friday, May 10th:
Join the SF Wine Friendly Friday tradition with Miss Delivery and Cream Chugger! No hash cash, trail is going up and down to the rooftop, bring snacks or wine according to your appropriate letter.

If you wish to travel further afield, Surf City's Pretty in Pink Pub Crawl can also set you up for your second day.

Saturday, May 11th:
Decisions are getting harder. We have three opportunities to get your third day in the bag.

Fog City is setting an ice cream hash starting at Garfield Square Park. 

If you feel like hitting shiggy trails instead of ice cream pails, cum to Tennessee Valley for Liquor Faster and Third of a Cum's Marin Hash.

Finally, Surf City's Red Dress Run can flick your check box off with some fancy gear down by the piers.

Sunday, May 12th:
Mother's Day is a hashing day. BOTS and Turbo Twat will treat yo mamas right with EBH3 in Alameda. But remember-- your mother can hash with you, but not for you.

Monday, May 13th:
Is your liver primed? It better be ready for Tour de Franzia. Slide into your snuggest lycra and chase Wee Wee and Lost in Foreskin on three stages of SFH3 Franzia-fueled trail starting from Washington Square Park.

Tuesday, May 14th:
You're approaching the halfway point (we counted twice). And guess what-- thar she blows! The Barbary Coast sails the briney seas yet again in this pay-as-you-go pirate hash. Plot a course to the Kez-aaarrrr Pub to enjoy a shiggy trail hared by Do Her Well. Those docked at the bar can (will?) help with sign-making and B2B prep. 

Wednesay, May 15th:
BARH3 is back at the Crafty Fox! Pickup hashes equal wild card hares, so cum prepared for an adventure!

Thursday, May 16th:
The Gypsies kick off the weekend right with Chicken Bone Her's Palace of the Legion of Honor trail. A time honored tradition with nice views (not of the pack) and fun times (that you won't remember).

Friday, May 17th:
On to the main event-- Bay to Blackout!

Friday Night's theme is Spank Boat Willie: Classic Cartoons. Join our hares for a r*nner's trail or pub crawl starting at Marina Green.

Saturday, May 18th:
Bay to Blackout Day 2! Get ready to Stick a Coin in My Slot with our Classic Arcade Games theme. Options for trail include a Pub Crawl, a Turkey/Eagle R*nner's trail, or the Ballbuster. 

Sunday, May 19th:
Bay to Blackout! The end is near, but be kind and rewind back to Barbie's Cream House. Cum as a toy or be one. Assemble at Victoria Manalo Draves Park way before your liver wants you up.

Monday, May 20th:
One day more! Tomorrow you'll be worlds away, and yet tutus this hash has charted. Cum to McLaren Lodge to follow Cuming Mutha's trail clad in the fluffiest tulle. You can take your patch and go home now.

*Subject to change

What does my registration get me?

Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday

BEER

Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*

BEER

Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday

Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday

Snacks & orange food at trails

More BEER

More drinks

The best time you won’t remember.

Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at PGEgc3R5bGU9InRleHQtZGVjb3JhdGlvbjogbm9uZTsiIGhyZWY9Im1haWx0bzpnbXNAc2ZoMy5jb20iPjxzcGFuIHN0eWxlPSJmb250LXNpemU6IDEzLjMzMzNweDsgZm9udC1mYW1pbHk6IFZlcmRhbmE7IGNvbG9yOiAjMTE1NWNjOyBiYWNrZ3JvdW5kLWNvbG9yOiB0cmFuc3BhcmVudDsgZm9udC1zdHlsZTogbm9ybWFsOyBmb250LXZhcmlhbnQtbGlnYXR1cmVzOiBub3JtYWw7IGZvbnQtdmFyaWFudC1jYXBzOiBub3JtYWw7IHRleHQtZGVjb3JhdGlvbjogdW5kZXJsaW5lOyB2ZXJ0aWNhbC1hbGlnbjogYmFzZWxpbmU7IHdoaXRlLXNwYWNlOiBwcmUtd3JhcDsiPmdtc0BzZmgzLmNvbTwvc3Bhbj48L2E+.

*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish. 

Lodging

Sleep with a hasher

Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Fill out the Crash Space Guest Form. If you have an extra bed and can host please fill out the Crash Space Host Form. Any issues contact PGEgc3R5bGU9InRleHQtZGVjb3JhdGlvbjogbm9uZTsiIGhyZWY9Im1haWx0bzpHdWVzdFNlcnZpY2VyQHNmaDMuY29tIj48c3BhbiBzdHlsZT0iZm9udC1zaXplOiAxMy4zMzMzcHg7IGZvbnQtZmFtaWx5OiBWZXJkYW5hOyBjb2xvcjogIzExNTVjYzsgYmFja2dyb3VuZC1jb2xvcjogdHJhbnNwYXJlbnQ7IGZvbnQtc3R5bGU6IG5vcm1hbDsgZm9udC12YXJpYW50LWxpZ2F0dXJlczogbm9ybWFsOyBmb250LXZhcmlhbnQtY2Fwczogbm9ybWFsOyB0ZXh0LWRlY29yYXRpb246IHVuZGVybGluZTsgdmVydGljYWwtYWxpZ246IGJhc2VsaW5lOyB3aGl0ZS1zcGFjZTogcHJlLXdyYXA7Ij5HdWVzdFNlcnZpY2VyQHNmaDMuY29tPC9zcGFuPjwvYT4=).

Stay at a Hostel/Hotel

For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.