Run #454 Tits-16, Cocks-0
No
one knew what to expect last Thursday since our hare Scarlett
O’Hairy’s usual partner in crime Wankers Island has jumped
bail and fled to Peru. Scarlett was using, if that’s the
word, an untested Rhett Butthole and the pack held its
collective breath waiting to see if he could perform; rumor has it
that Scarlett was interested in his performance in other ways.
Sadly we can’t comment on Rhett’s performance for Scarlett
but we can say that at least he didn’t embarrass her as a cohare.
Truth be told, a rarity, Scarlett failed to post so what the
pack *an was Rhett’s handiwork. .El Toro Loco was the scene
of the crime as it has been so many times. The Gypsies,
doglike, returned to the scene of many vomiting episodes. The pack
and dark clouds gathered together in front of the restaurant sending
a shiver of fear through the civilians of Pacifica. Gored Bush
famous as part of the stereo sex team who gave a whole new meaning to
twin speakers the last time she performed as a Gypsy priestess
sacrificed a virgin Daniela to Gypsy lust. Like Rhett
for Scarlett Daniela’s reading of the Sacred Missal
did nothing to tarnish Gored Bush’s reputation, GB
can pimp for the Gypsies anytime. While still in a state of
religious ecstasy and with thoughts of the Jell-o, shot, and beer
checks dancing in their half minds the pack was off. Trail took the
pack toward the high school track and, what else, stairs. Tongueless
and Fits In still sounding like a very large TB ward took
Whippet In and Whippet Out for what they thought would
be a stroll. No sooner had the hell hounds sniffed their fist bit of
chalk than they were tearing off looking for trail. The next thing
our unworthies knew they were slogging along the trail in the dark
enjoying the wind and the rain with the rest of the pack. The only
saving grace for Tongueless who was at Whippet Out’s
mercy was seeing and hearing Drill Me beg Badger not to drag
her to her death. One wonders whether her promise to let Badger
gnaw on D’anglin Anglin on the way back to Napa was actually
kept. While not one of Scarlett’s traditional death marches
the weather did its best to send pack members to bed with the ague.
Poor Likes To Lick was so certain that he would melt that he
tearfully begged the jacket off the already ill Tongueless in
an effort to keep himself dry and warm, where is OW when he needs
her. The pack was in a particular rush to finish as there was a rumor
that Dick Chick had promised to bare her bouncy brace.
In fact Apple Pie Ho from FHAC-U had ventured north
just in case. On the other hand the thought of seeing bare breasts
was too much for Broken Trojan who buggered off home. Once
back at the start Scarlett filled the Sacred Bucket
with a potion so vile that many thought it was a case of Gerbil
and Bigfoot redux. Fits In immediately denied all
involvement in the concoction. Huevos Rancheros our kind host
provided a meal of chili with rice, corn bread, and salad. The pack
was soon mellow with full bellies and plenty of alcohol to addle what
little minds they had left. Donning his cap of office Enter The
Gerbil convoked the circle and with King Rongjon
standing by wielding the Sword Of Power a well deserved hush
of fear fell over the room. With the King looking on ETG
began doling out punishment to assorted evil doers and punishment it
was what with Gerbil playing drink roulette between Scarlett’s
poison and peppermint schnapps. Newboot Glen was brought up
and spent an interminable amount of time deciding to do nothing.
Apparently where he comes from his chest is considered an intimate
body part. The bimbo consensus was that he continues to think that
and not show it again. Newboot Michael announced that it was
Dick Chick who made him cum leading Tongueless to
wonder if Michael rowed the ho ashore. The King led his
vassals in a rousing rendition of Clint Meets the Gay Caballero. At
this point power was seized by a contingent of the Gypsy Bimbos
for Liberating Fronts. Leading the beatific bimbos Bigfoot
belched the room to silence announcing that any male wielding a
camera had best be prepared to eat it. With that the fearsome fems
lined up and flashed their bouncy, perky pairs to the udder joy of
every stiff or in Chickless Boner’s case stiff
wannabe cock in the room The bevy of breasts *an the gamut from Fits
In’s golden oldies to Tits 4 Hires cash crop. Semen
Monster produced a pair of eye popping nipples that left the
pack sorry to see her head off to be easy in the islands. The sight
of Handjob For Humanity’s pert pair had SCAF giving
himself a handjob. Gagging on his drink Mr. Poopie Pants from
FHAC-U lived up to his name and Six Of Nine the FHAC-U’s
demented munchkin had to lead his dazed and dazzled compatriot to the
men’s room for a quick cleaning. When last seen McTaco was
still reeling in his tongue. Sad to say Beats Me only flashed
a jog bra and Gored Bush and Daniela just went
through the motions. Oh yes, mammaries are made of this. Cheers,