Run #482 Scrabble Sux
Okay,
anyone who is worried about global warming should have been forced to
spend last Thursday night with the Gypsies
in Golden Gate Park. Welcome to the next Ice Age. The pack found the
hares Phone
Sex
and Lois Lame
huddling together for warmth or for hot lesbian action. Only early
arrival Naked
Hasher knows for sure but he is charging for the negatives. Aside
from our hares the hottest thing going at the Sharon Arts Center was
the reading of the Sacred
Missal by Just
Jen a yummy bit
supplied to the Gypsies
by Manhandler.
The parable wasn’t much to speak of luckily since it could barely
be heard over the argument of Just
John and Just
Sean over who
should get the breast and who the thigh of our evening’s reader.
Lois
has been lamer than usual thanks to a bulging disk but tonight she
was more interested in the bulge in Just
Guy’s shorts.
Only the swift intervention of his dog Libby
saved him from becoming yet another notch on Lois’ practically
whittled away bedpost. Rather than stand still and freeze the pack
chose to be on-on, all except McTaco
who was being deiced yet again by Eager
Beaver. Trail
circle jerked through the park eventually dropping the pack onto JFK
Drive. The occasional bits of flour and tiny arrows were useful but
for those in the know following Shit
Eating Grin’s
Sasquatch size shoe prints made life much easier. Napoleon
Bonerdog cruising
along ahead of Just
Doesn’t Get It
was hot on the trail of whatever made those prints with visions of
MEAT *unning through her tiny brain. It just goes to show how neither
one of them gets it. Trail dove into the forest and didn’t
resurface until 25th
Ave. and then only for a moment before it headed back off the
pavement. An eagle/turkey split was laid at the Polo Field with many
an eagle feeling like a turkey when trail was lost. Rumor has it that
D’anglin
Anglin
may still be out looking for marks. Udder
Moron was trudging
along in full motorcycle gear trying to stay warm but looking more
like a Friday the 13th
sequel. Udder
Moron…hmmm, maybe
those Ds should be Ts. Lucky though that he was wearing that suit
when he came on (no pun intended) Drill
Me having a whiz in
the woods. Bite Size
grabbed for the gold and only his suit kept him from singing soprano.
Hearing the scream Comes
Slowly headed over
to see what had happened and one look at the Gypsies’
answer to Jason sent her into a dead faint. Unable to revive her,
Whippet In
and Whippet Out
were assigned to haul the body back to the start. Because any excuse
to shortcut the trail will do Tongueless
led the odd looking rescue party home where a late arriving Chickless
Boner
assumed the worst and gleefully announced he’d always fancied
shagging Comes
Slowly. She was
eventually revived, her honor intact, by a massive infusion of red
wine and left to Sadie’s
tender mercies. Even the turkey trail was so long that Bigfoot
and Enter The Gerbil
were eyeing Splat
as an alternative food source. Once the eagles and turkeys were
reunited the Sacred
Bucket
filled with vodka, lemonade, and passion fruit liqueur, and cognac
was a much sought after dispenser of antifreeze. The hares were busy
trying to barbq what food hadn’t been snagged by two legged
denizens of the park. They were ably assisted by Dead
Dick
who would have done anything to get close to the heat; his melted
gloves added just the right frisson to the burgers. All of their
*unning combined with wildly gymnastic sex has finally laid (no pun
intended) Open
Wide
and Likes To Lick
low. Moving like ninety year olds with osteoporosis the two had to be
fed by The Ripper
who was kind enough to not only cut but prechew their burgers for
them. So weak were they that they were barely able to set up the
Scrabble board that turned the hash from a Drinking Club with a
*unning Problem into a bunch of people whining about illegal words
and trying to use all seven letters. Scrabble turned the pack into a
pack of kibitzers. King
Rongjon eschewed
the Sword Of Power
for the power to make a word with an X. Needless to say there was no
circle with everyone engrossed in the word play. The cold was
forgotten and the Sacred
Bucket
ignored as the pack became drunk on Scrabble. Pubic
Perm found himself
mediating disputes over words when he remembered that he had a copy
of the Oxford English Dictionary in his trunk. It was mass hysteria.
5150
and Fits In
were pummeling each other in an argument over the legality of proper
nouns; this from two people who could be Alzheimer’s poster
children. Twinkle
Dick was so
mesmerized that all he could do was sit by the board and drool, not
that anyone could have said he was other than normal. LCB
finally saved the day by tossing the board on to a barbq pit sending
the evil thing back to Hell. Tits
4 Hire was so
outraged by his actions that she vowed to bring Pictionary next week.
This was SCAF’s
swan song with the Gypsies
as he’s moved back to Raleigh. We’ll miss the big lug he was so
easy to humiliate. Go
Nad
wasted no time offering the benefit of himself to Handjob
For Humanity who
was busy stockpiling D cells. While this was going on Pump
Fake
and Stool
Sample
were playing Let’s Make a Deal with Goes
Down
Easy.
It’s good to see that some things never change. Cheers.