Run #1548 Watching the Beautiful People Sweat!

Manhole brought the Gypsies together at Broadway and Lyon, the top of the Lyon St. steps, where the “cross fit and one more you can do it set” hang out *unning the steps while sweating glamor, the Gypsies snigger and point and sweat beer! The Outbeer slid into a parking space and the keg of Lagunita Little Sumpin Sumpin was tapped with alacrity! A visitor from ChicagoH3, Dick Harmonica, sidled up and asked if the people standing around pulling pints were the Gypsies, the answer was yes so, he pulled a pint to gain the courage to do the hills that all knew would be forthcoming. It was good to have Adopt A Pussy back in the fold, of course the pack would be drinking piss that doesn’t agree with his gut, so Backside Banger once more offered to drink AAP’s share as well, BB is nothing if not all heart! While the pack milled around drawing derisive yet lip smacking stairs, jealousy is an ugly emotion, from the EXERCISERS it was probably a bad idea for Wash This Asshole to “accidentally” spill some piss next to the guy doing sit-ups but oh the look on his face put a grin on Hand Pump! Dick Harmonica “volunteered” to preach the sermon and taking the Male Missal in hand he poured out a heartfelt sermon on love. Two civilians stood at the top of the stairs and made to listen; their look of utter amazement followed by utter disgust was yet another moment to treasure. Our preacher somehow didn’t seem to feel as cleansed by the sermon as the pack did, oh well! Our hare scanned the smiling faces and waved them off in search of marks. MH saved the Lost Patrol for his own leadership throwing his hand in with the motleyest crew imaginable. This week found Dr. Kimble stumbling along with the rest of the halt, lame and lazy! Trail took all and sundry back up the hill to Pacific with Tongueless whining the entire time that no one told him that it was going to be uphill. T long ago turned whining into a high art. Fits In can shove fingers into her ears and hit high C just to block him. Rather than risk permanent damage to her hearing FI opted to spend her time with On All 4s and enjoy the views. Trail eventually took the pack to Alta Plaza Park where the pack got to do stairs just so they could go up hill and around the park to go down more stairs. Cockulus Oculus was starting to vocalize her hatred for the hare! Trail took the pack through the parking for the Medical Center and through the Medical Center Campus. As Lafayette Park was looming ahead Just Fuck Off came racing like the wind and far ahead of Just Ted Aka The Other Bastard who had that fact pointed out to him as he passed. As the summit of the park was reached MH set up shop with a cider check, pouring some of his homemade apple cider laced with alcohol. The spot was across from the dog play area and the pack was treated to a chance to watch pooches at play. Closet Twitcher being Closet Twitcher watched the young women fondling their dogs and announced that he wanted to be reincarnated as a small dog. The pack descended to Washington and turned toward home and keg. It was Baker to Broadway and back to the steps. The keg and Cloak Of Invisibility were hauled through the Lyon Gate into the Presidio and the pack set up shop with a table full of Vitamin J and a Sacred Bucket full of Yellow Peril. 5 Angry Inches had pedaled over and got right down to drinking back his hydration. Pied Piper took pity on Dick Harmonica and lent him a sweatshirt. T convinced DH that the Bucket was sans alcohol so he could have as much as he wanted. DH was already whining about the hills, quality of the piss and now he complained about the Bucket being sweet shite, an all-around fun guy. Udder Moron pointed out that at least he was largely unintelligible with his thick Polish accent. One Night Only left early to avoid freezing. Who’s Your Daddy insisted that he’d done the eagle trail which existed only in his mind but became clearer the more he drank. T took up the Sword Of Power and convened the Circle where he distributed meaningless down-downs, but loudly. The only one worth noting was the naming that took place. Just Barbara knelt and after being tapped with the Sword rose as Daffy Fucker the newest member of the Order of The Sleepless Nights, in honor of her ability to make a duck face. Happily, Cuming Mutha was able to use his first aid kit to bandage her neck. 5150 was only able to fill 20 growlers and 1 from the Bucket. Cockulus Oculus decorated herself with lights and pedaled off on her electric bike. Once again, the Gypsies slipped into the night having done some damage, mostly to themselves. Cheers,